A friend of ours who works as a waiter at a local restaurant was led to believe that he was going to be hired to work in the warehouse of the local Pepsi distributor.  Instead, the hiring manager told our friend that the manager ended up having to hire the son of the owner/general manager.

I used to drink Pepsi whenever I chose a soft drink, even though my cousin is an executive for Coca-Cola in Atlanta.

Now, based on the nepotism and narrow-mindedness of the local Pepsi distributor, I’m going to return the narrow-mindedness and not drink Pepsi anymore.

Speaking of narrow-mindedness, I heard that a neutral country generally north of Italy and east of France has decided to rename its wellknown commodity to Oprah chocolate from Swiss chocolate — be warned: it has a bittersweet taste and costs a lot of money.