I CAN NO LONGER SHOP AT CABELA’S

Gun Control. It has already started at Cabela’s Sporting Goods Store.
There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela’s Sporting Goods store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets…
The cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

I STILL DON’T THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD.