This is just too much fun for one planet. Hillary, your dreams were dreamt dreamily, were they not?  Go after the Haslams and you go after all us Tennesseans, who have the memories of elephants and the penmanship of writers.  Go after writers-turned-journalists and it only goes downhill from here.

Bloomberg, spying is a cardinal sin, even in the Big Apple.

I thank the universe for this recent round of entertainment. May the dogs of wars have fun barking at the lunacy, sniffing at the taint of sin rubbed off on people too packed together to see they’re all wearing the emperour’s latest sartorial insanity.

Time to fly off the planet and join riotous revelers at the Billionaires Ball!