Subtitled: welcome to the department of misdisuninformation.

Just as U060945PC walked into the lobby, it sensed what it had been programmed to interpret as danger.

WARNING! WARNING!

The building alarm automatically alerted the occupants upon receiving a signal from U060945PC.

[we apologise for interrupting this important blog entry to bring you the following announcement]

Brmedotvneae edggmewswwwsvkrme

Sorry, our Scandanavian translator has malfunctioned. Please return to your normal duties. In the meantime, we will attempt to stop the planet’s current mode of playing tricks on one of its most disruptive species.