According to our global product marketplace tracking system, there has been an odd surge in the sales of deer antler spray over the last few hours, beating out the “Haight-Ashbury/Maui Wowee” specials that usually sell so well on late Sunday evenings.

More as it develops…

A shoutout to our friends near Tulane University — you know what we’re talking about.

Thanks to Publix; Walmart; Hardee’s; Another Broken Egg; Wagon Wheel Liquors.