The Ruralite leaders studied the heuristic history of historical historic histrionic history.

They knew the best way to win a war was to recruit the Berserk Berserkers.

How do you contact the BBs without drawing attention?

You attend their rallies where they congregate secretly in public and shoot BBs.

For years, the BBs had used the cover of Quentin Tarantino films as a meeting place.

Recently, the film “Inglourious Basterds” had been used by a subsect of the BBs for remembering the glory days of the Nazi regime, where BB BBSes filled with comments about how the NewNeoNazis, the NNNs, could overcome the mistakes that the Third Reich’s SS made in showing weakness for wine, women and wasteful public patriotic gatherings that distracted from the true goal of worldwide manufacturing/retail shopping slave creation.

Lately, the film “Django Unchained” was being used by a subset of a subsect of a subculture of the BBs remembering the glory days of slavery, where colour was an easier tracking tool than clothing, fingerprints, eyescans, DNA and online social media profile for separating the 99% slaves from the 1% masters.

The Ruralite leaders convened in a virtual meeting, every leader sitting down at a coffee shop with a special video chatting app that made it appear the leaders were talking to their children in a first-person shooter game when, in fact, they were chatting with each other’s old visages.

“We raised the ruckus and forced the populace to use their own resources against themselves — buying weaponry freely available on the open market with their food stamp cards and other government entitlement money — rather than raiding the arsenals of their repressive government.”

“Hallelujah!  Convincing us to read ‘The Art of War’ paid off!”

“What’s next?”

“Using their fear of food supply line cutoff against themselves?”

“Absolutely.”

“Any other suggestions?”

“Well, we installed remote control devices in a bunch of the government’s military vehicles.  Is now the time to roll tanks through downtown streets and crash military aircraft into government buildings again to build rumours that the populace is under attack by the government and government employees are the first wave of people fighting back?”

“Good idea.  It might just turn the populace against its own.  What was that old saying that’s out of favour…’God shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth’?”

“Yes, it’s time to invoke God’s wrath.  Let us steal yet another motto…”

Lifting a cup of pure coffee to the webcam in unison, a quiet chorus cried out:

“Business!  Science!  Competition!”