The World Government ruled today that in order to prevent random acts of violence by the demographic group of late adolescent men, prostitution has been legalised and subsidised by the government, with sexual advisors assigned to evaluate grade-school children on their future ability to attract members of the opposite sex.

Boys who are unable to start sexual relationships by age 10 will receive extra training sessions in sexual assertiveness. If, by age 14, they have not kissed a girl, they will be given lifetime passes to age-appropriate brothels.

Girls who are unable to start sexual relationships by age 10 will receive delayed gratification leadership training and promoted to the next grade level.

Academic experts argued that the World Government did not carry this rule far enough, with two and three-year old toddlers already easily displaying their future sexual attractiveness levels, thus protesting that the World Government should rerule the children receive mandatory sexual attractiveness training in their formative years as soon as possible, perhaps while the foetuses are growing.

DNA experts claim they can fix this problem with a couple of snips.

For once, the right-to-life groups were in agreement with the academic experts but not yet fully onboard with the DNA experts.

Teenage boys rejoiced at the news.

Gun company stock prices plummeted.

College fraternities immediately applied for brothel licenses.

Robotic sexual partner design firms received billions of VC dollars in startup funds.

Victoria’s Secret clothing sales shot up as young wives tried to quell their husbands’ violent/aggressive attitudes.

Viagra and Cialis marketers pondered how to take advantage of this new ruling.