More satire…

We sat down at a Ruralites meeting last night.

A ba…rain storming session.

Many ideas…

Some wanted to take an inventory of who had large stashes, caches, of food, water, gold and cash/currency.

Some wanted to discuss their personal armories and armadas.

Some wanted to explain the advantages of computing systems hacking.

We multivoted the ideas.

We selected leaders.

We formed a new government in exile, a “more perfect union.”

We assigned the smartest and wisest amongst us to create an indecipherable language set for further coding of our meeting notes.

In the past, we used written symbols. Our latest research has given us direct mind-to-mind communication techniques that store our meeting notes and schedules in our members’ central nervous systems subconsciously, the best distributed network we can have, hidden in plain sight, able to get through every security system ever invented, so far.

We contacted other secret organizations that publicly declared their right to petition for secession to determine our coordinated set of activities should (or, more likely, when) national and state leaders, controlled by multinational firms and the mass media, deny our rightful, legal petitions.

We were impressed by the number of people willing to put their reputations and lives on the line for protecting the rural way of life against the corrupted mindsets of the Urbanskis.

We agreed the first battlegrounds will be the suburban wastelands where fence sitters live, forcing them to choose urban or rural, no more washy-washy lifestyles.

We know the recent methods used by our national government to discredit career soldiers will aid our recruiting efforts.

More as it develops…

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