Blame our temporary blackout on our intermittent WiFi router, this time.

Anyway, we have more news to report.

A full squadron of jets has defected from the government and joined forces with the Ruralites.

One of the pilots claims that many more are ready to defect, waiting on word from a general officer who will decide which strategic groups should defect immediately, leaving other units behind to sabotage the government’s military defense network.

Several foreign news agencies have begun reporting similar activities in their countries, bringing up the question of whether this is a global revolt against globalisation.

Despite what appears to be an ironic revolution, we’ll stay on top of this seriously and hope the censors don’t catch us before we catch you up on the news you can really use.

More as it develops…