We’re still receiving sketchy reports at this time.

However, based on what we have, here is the story so far.

Eyewitnesses claim that a major airplane carrying high-level government dignitaries was hijacked and flown to an undisclosed remote military base.

We have estimates of the location of the base due to an unusual news blackout in that area.

Unfortunately for our readers and listeners, phone, radio and TV networks have been ordered to keep this information mum for the next 24 hours until details can be sorted out, avoiding general panic and chaos so close to the end of an election.

Meanwhile, banks are reporting a run on their cash reserves based solely on the rumors that ATM machines have been hacked by one side or the other of the Ruralite Uprising.

We will try to keep this blog going in the interim.

Should government censors shut us down, we will send messages via public airwaves using the following radio waveleng [sudden end of transmission]