For the very last first time, our going-into-business sale offers you the dream of a lifetime!!!

Don’t pass up this chance by not giving us a chance.

Act now!!!

Are you tired of franchises that haven’t lived up to your expectations — yet another store with a new twist on the fried-cow-meat-and-potato-strip way to fatten up the masses, more knickknacks cluttering your overstuffed-with-stuffy-furniture DIY decorator home, etc.?

Well, here’s the story you want to tell your grandchildren!

For an unlimited number of people is the success before them.

What are we saying here that we can’t tell you in plain language?

If we told you that giving us a few minutes of your time would change your life for the better, would you stop anything and everything you’re doing?

Now is that time!!!

Our staff of legal experts and entrepreneurial winners has assembled a package you can’t refuse.

We’re serious!!!

Seriously.

For those of you still reading this advert, your dedication and devotion, your curiosity and piqued interest are about to be rewarded.

Hidden in these words is the secret to a life, THE life, you’ve been waiting for.

We have invented a business so successful that our winners walk amongst you without having to say a word about their wonderful lives.

You see them glowing and wonder why they’re so lucky to be “on top of the world” with their humble, loving personalities.

Are you ready to join them?

Of course you are!

We know winners when we see them.

That’s why we wrote these words with you, and ONLY YOU, in mind.

There’s no reason you have to work 20-hour days, or 150-hour weeks, to run your health into the ground just to pay exorbitant franchise fees and burn through your hard-earned cash in hopes of making a profit one day.

Join the real League of Champions.

Today, for the next 24 hours, our colleagues will canvas the world looking for you.

We’ll tap you on the shoulder, shake your hand, or give you a big smile that tells you we have exclusively selected you.

Why own a franchise that sells physical goods and services when, instead, you can own a franchise that simply sells the opportunity to sell more franchises?

Yes, you read that right!

A franchise of franchises, no money down, no store to lease and no employees to manage.

After you have been selected, we will direct you to the Winners Circle of websites.

If you don’t have Internet access, don’t worry.

Our paper-based handbook, although out of fashion in this age of ecological recycling, will still give you the answers you’ve sought before you even thought of the questions!!!

We are excited to have you join us.

You will absolutely love success.

People will forever look at you in a different light from now on.

See you soon, WINNERS!!!!