In a last-ditch effort to save his reelection chances, Obama announced today that the U.S. government was declaring a total amnesty on all college student loans, effectively cancelling them immediately in exchange for those with student loans to perform a minimum of two years of voluntary service for the U.S. government hand-building bridges, roads and other infrastructure in order to make way for the mandatory massive reeducation of all unemployed U.S. citizens.

Hillary Clinton said it was the best deal she could get for the American people to save this country by keeping large-scale manufacturing in Chinese hands and, at the same time, honour one of China’s leaders, Mao, by forcing the American people into the 21st century using tactics similar to Mao’s Great Leap Forward and the Cultural Revolution.

Those who refuse the education will be sent to Chinese factories to endure real hardships while traveling in real hard ships over a rough Pacific Ocean.

Long live the Revolution!  Calloused hands are the sign of weak, backward workers! REEDUCATE!

More as it develops!