Amazing the good luck numerologists felt today when their prediction that their supersecret number, 250, which translates to the expression 5^2x2x5, is also the most probably place where one will find the God particle, a/k/a the Higgs boson, in the range of 115-135 GeV.

Don’t get it, do you?  See, 115 plus 135 equals 250.

Aww, you ejits can’t add, can you?

Well, the numerologists have got more up their sleeves than arm hair, so don’t go ’round making fun of their predictions that six sigma’s not that far behind 2.2 sigma, which leads to five sigma and you know what that means!

Solar storms and asteroid hits in the next few decades putting major crimps in me plan to dominate the solar system, that’s what!

So I’ll raise a cautious pint to them numerologists and hope their predictions are right on, if not Right on!

Night, y’all!