Or is that Anon[ymous] on Stratfor? We aren’t telling!
We, the hackers who work for the Committee Chairman who usually authors these blog entries, have figured out his lame password (as if MostAwesomest#1EnglishWriter isn’t one of the most common passwords out there!).
While he’s off moping about lost loves and such emotional crap, here’s our funny picture of the day, titled,
SCIENTISTS CREATE ZOMBIE, MAKE HER A MEMBER OF THE U.S. CONGRESS
In science news today, a rogue lab released secret information that it had successfully created the world’s first verifiable political zombie and posted this image as positive proof:
The White House has sent staff from the NSA, TSA, DHS and Hamburger U to affirm or deny this amazing story.
Meanwhile, the esteemed constituents of Maloney’s U.S. House district wonder if they’ve been fed baloney, instead of the official meat byproducts they’ve learned to eat without tasting and call it delicious pastrami.
Little do they know the meat byproducts are actually the ingredients of an ancient voodoo recipe used to create zombies the old-fashioned way.
The Centers for Disease Control will release a statement as soon as its advance team can get past all the hot air and piles of [bleep] surrounding the U.S. Capitol building to investigate the start of what appears to be a scientifically-created zombie invasion.
treetrunkdings 