Overheard a guy ask folks sitting at a bar, “Who does Sandusky remind me of? [Silence]  Well, I’ll tell you who…that character Peter Graves played in ‘Airplane.’  You know, he says, ‘You ever been in a cockpit before?’  The kid replies, ‘No sir, I’ve never been up in a plane before.’  He says, ‘You ever…seen a grown man naked?’  And, ‘Do you…like movies about gladiators?’  Makes you wonder about all them grown men chasing and tackling each other on the gridiron, doesn’t it?  [No response]  Well, okay, I’ll take $50 on Green Bay, you lousy wallflower drinkers!”