Latest research revealed

According to the scientists chained to the wall tethered to our basement supercomputer, the nanobots we fed young seedlings resulted in mature plants disguised as home/business landscaping material that serve as organic networking nodes.

So far, only trees and large shrubs work well in the network.

I’ve coerced encouraged the scientists to include grass and indoor tropical plants in their nanobot networking research.

They’ll work on mulch next.

Good thing we’ve already figured out how to disguise carpet, hardwood flooring, sheetrock walls, paint, wallpaper, lighting and ceiling material as wireless communication networks.

We’re everywhere you do and don’t want to be seen — you’re famous and didn’t know it, in other word! 😉

More as it develops…

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