I was following a string of arguments/discussions concerning this article when I encountered the best summary of comments/feedback/forum EVER!:

Tuesday, August 30, 2011 03:07 PM ET

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!

Allow me to summarize this “debate” and every other “debate” in every other comments section of every other post of every other fucking political blog anywhere….

A: Great post!

B: Horrible post. You suck

A: You suck, B

B: No you suck, A

C: You are so right A. You suck B

D: You owned this argument B. A so totally sucks.

E: You all suck. Only I don’t suck.

F: Can’t we all just get along?

A-E: NO! Everyone else who doesn’t agree with us sucks and is the primal source of all suckitude and you most of all, F!

G: Check out my product at http://www.leasteffectivemarketingstrategyever.com

A-F: SUCK!!!

And repeat ad nauseum.

There. Maybe some of you will now free to do other things with your day (but probably not).

We are all just screaming shit-throwing monkeys with new-fangled digital, shit-throwing technology enabling us to cover the earth in one giant never-ending shitstorm (and yes I am including myself in that as well).

I wonder if its too early to start cultivating favor with the cockroaches….

—Daldude Read Daldude’s other letters