“Woof! Woof!”

“What is it, Lassie?”

“Woofwoofwoof!  Woof!”

“The ISS operators think it can only run on using human guidance?”

“Woof!”

“That’s right, boy.  We’ve got Robonaut, haven’t we?”

“Rrrrruff!”

“You want to send humans up in the Dragon craft?  That’s too early, isn’t it?”

“Arrrroooo!”

“Good boy.  Wait…aren’t you supposed to be a girl?”

‘Rutt-roe!”

“Say…are you really Lassie or some other famous dog?”

The dog ran out of the room.

Meanwhile, the U.S. went into economic recession again, armchair analysts enjoy the luxury of hindsight, another philosopher pretends to live a relevant life after 30, your upset stomach and obesity is a result of your mother taken antibiotics when you were in womb, statins may also stop infections, China can’t stop the loving, and low-cost computing is available for anyone with an expensive keyboard/mouse/display combo.