Word on the street has it that the Obama administration consulted with Wu, Weiner and DSK about offering asylum to specific illegal immigrants.

Okay, enough with the p0litical jokes.

Time to see what my network of computer programmers have developed to run in our new zombie botnet on our apps hidden in iPads, Android tablets, facebook and soon to appear on Google+/LinkedIn.

Amazing, how easy it is to put on the top of baidu searches “secure” websites that steal virtual money for us and convert it to cash the old-fashioned way.  The more you play your fake Angry Birds game, the more BitCoin processes you run for us.  Bwaaa-hahahahahaha!

Watch the elitist hyper-rich cower in their razor-wire wrapped mansion cocoons.  Rapper tycoons, you’re next!

Bentleys and the like are big adverts that you got too much money.  Guess the Committee wants to help spread that money around.  Them overpaid security guards and CCTV cameras can’t help stop the crimes – just become fodder for news headlines the next day, huh?

And when your household staff is in on the take, whatcha gonna do when there’s no place to run?

I hear a cheap beer calling my name – diabetic stupor, here I come.

Are you ready to meet your Maker?

The Shadow knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men, women, transsexuals and hermaphrodites.

We all gotta die sometime.

Question is, how much pain can you take until you do?

Antivirus software is useless when missile defense is needed and the other way around.

Time to sit and watch the shadow of trees pass through the forest silently.

My predecessor was a pansy and missed the opportunity to rule the world with violence.

Not me.

I love the smell of crushed palms in the morning.

Cameron and Clegg are clowns, not leaders.  Cue up Jimmy Cliff.