In this book of the future, the NRA announced today the formation of an exploratory committee for the organisation of a 1,000,000 gun march on Washington, D.C., in order to protect the U.S. Capitol from itself. The organisers dared police and military to impinge on lawful gun owners while transporting their constitutionally guaranteed equipment to the Mall.
Further, Volvo denied the discovery by customers of unidentified black box modules inside the engine compartment that apparently send location information to orbiting Chinese communications satellites whose functions are secret.
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