Help, Help Me, Rhonda: Chapter 845 WSH

How do you avoid some future negative hits of “failing the newspaper test”?

Embrace the customer complaint process loudly.

Anticipate lawsuits and proactively move change agents into the potential litigious customer populace, seeking solutions to problems before they exist.

Hire hackers to find damaging information about your company, employees and products.

Invite citizen/professional journalists to investigate your business segment.

Make sure you show ahead of time you were forward-thinking innovators desiring to get the best products/services to those who want/need them.

In other words, social media and the future of urban legend building are your friends.

With that said, the Committee has put on the table the possibility of establishing an alternative national seat of power for the U.S., getting rid of the whole corrupt lobbying system that usurped the power of the common citizen.

No more will PACs and other corporate body politics rule the land.

An attempt to truly democratise a group of 300+ million.

Subject to mob rule, of course.

If the wealthy do not donate to the new organisation, tiger teams will infiltrate and extort at will – no more demonstrations.

Local militia will have the authority to shoot at will – honour killings and vigilante justice will be restored to their former glory.

The majority will dictate to the minorities, not the other way around.

But the Committee wants my secret network of supercomputer zombie bot programmers to calculate the detailed side effects of such a future before triggering the next set of influential subliminal and not-so-subtle actions.

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