I know I’m hard of hearing but I swear I heard that a Klansman had been put in charge of the U.S. soccer team.

Am I wrong?

If I’m right, did the fellow just die in prison?

Wait!

Sorry, my bad.

I looked up the news.

It’s not a Klansman, it’s Klinsmann who coaches the U.S.

Now, where’s my soldering iron?  I have an art car festival to prepare for.