Or myopia.

You decide.

Ninety years of Chinese Communist rule – millions dead, polluted rivers, suppressed freedoms, pretending to know what or how to rule – the modern success story!

Western nations should be proud they were such great influences…millions dead, polluted rivers, suppressed freedoms, pretending to know what or how to rule…lol…rofl…

Rumour has it that Latinos won’t buy Lenovo computer equipment because they think it is a Chinese misspelling of Lenova, “The No Go.”

Fareed failed the American loyalty test this morning and was sentenced by the Committee to ten more years of believing people care what he has to say in his writing just because they were convinced to make him a bestseller.

Same for the proponents of outliers and black swans.

If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitschin’.
Of course, the American loyalty test, an out-of-date artifact of NCLB (No Child’s Left Behind), a conspiracy of the right, of course, to regress public education and create more compliant, ignorant subjects for King George III, of course, of course, is itself a failure.

My kingdom for a course, curriculum or curricula – agricola, amo, amas, amat, Ricola! Rick, ole’!

Who is King George III, you ask?

Good question.

No relation to the first two Georgian leaders (you know, thousand points of light, no new taxes, mission accomplished, etc.).

Or The One Who Ruled After.

If you can’t trust yourself to know how far you can throw a Democrat or Republican, then what can you do?

Throw ’em all out!

Or, destroy the dysfunctional system and start all over.

Take a walk across the geographical territory you call your country and see how diverse it really is.

And how diversity and openness makes the country strong.

Sure, we’ve got problems, but the problems are perennial and minor in comparison to our everyday solutions.

If we aren’t willing to face criticism for the sake of bettering ourselves, then we never will.

[Figure that last one out on your own time.]

Leadership is an illusion without followers.

Failure is a lesson in disguise.

We have moved our…that is, the Committee has moved its invisible mercenary troops into Norway for their own protection.

[Just who is “they,” “them,” or “their”?]

Who wants to be next?

China, you need some help shoring up your poor internal security problems?

After all, who would sabotage modern technology?

Who wants to know?

The Committee’s goal is to pacify the people with simple diversions of real-life stories about heroes and villains while continuing the purposeful spread of life into the solar system and beyond.

George, gorge, Jorge, puddin’ and pie.

How next shall we entertain your humdrum lives?

Stay tuned to the next revolution of the LP record under the screeching stylus.

When puppets are reduced to states of energy that are easily manipulated at all levels (what is the LHC for, anyway?), they become…

I told the Committee not to put an amateur professional amateur comedian in charge.

Now look what happens.

14,163 days to go…