In its monthly meeting this morning, the Committee reiterated it plan to accelerate the Reverse Shock Doctrine recently demonstrated (once again), giving thanks to the team of Naomi Klein and Paul Krugman for their excellent treatises on the subject.

Without Naomi and Paul, such policies would not have the general acceptance they do now.  Ditto Michael Moore and his inspiration for how businesses can make themselves look better against sloppy-looking radical filmmakers.

In entertainment news, China offered full clemency and a safe haven for Rupert Murdoch and spouse, should he and/or they be convicted of crimes against human decency in the West.

James, however, is on his own.

¡Viva la Recuperation!

This opposite sketch is over.

And now, a word from the rest of the universe about a timeless moment not concerning a minor species on Earth…

Do oil spills make you otters and birds feel constipated?

Does acid rain make you conifers go bald?

Well, you’ve come to the right place because we have a cure!

Hidden in a lightly-guarded vault of a secret organisation is an antihuman organism so deadly, seven billion can disappear just like THAT!

How can you get hold of that cure, you ask?

Well, we can’t show you here, of course.  So meet us at [x37v ,35fd764309&##$] in approximately [wls/1294] hours and we’ll show you how to get hold of that cure.

It’s up to you to figure out how, when and where to use it.

Meanwhile, a group of survivalists have has hastily constructed an escape rocket system that launches biodomes and other survival gear ahead of the launch of the survivalists to the Moon, just moments before the antihuman organism cure was released into Earth’s atmosphere.

Stay tuned on your shortwave radios for more exciting chapters on this twist in the history of Earth spreading life into the cosmos!