Too young to lead.

Fast tracked.

Repetitious phrases haunting old haunts.

Alexander the Great conquered the known world.

Et tu, Genghis Khan?

George Washington was 44 in 1776, battle-hardened and weary of tyranny.

They thrived on innovation.

What do you call a female preacher too old to lead? Pastor Prime.

Books are the same today as they were yesterday but what are readers of the future?

Marsha H’s manager lost his cool and now qualifies as a horrible boss.

The invisible slip in and out of society planting seeds of ideas in people’s thoughts.

Are Chinese engineers reliable, anymore? Would you ride a Chinese bullet train across a Chinese-designed and/or built bridge?

How about that smoking hot battery in your phone or iPad? Where did it come from?

Tweetsie RR lives on. Quality is Job One at Ford and a foreign concept at Chery, Huawei, etc.?

Would you rather have poke salad or a poke in the eye?

This year’s prize for most outstanding contribution to the advancement of our species goes to…

[electronic drum machine roll, please]

Meanwhile, deep in the bowels of the diabolical mad scientists concocting an animal/human DNA brew, attempting to perfect the ideal organism for a machine symbiant interface, a new species is born from the heated mix of antibiotics and probiotics fed to the scientists by the staff dietician.

“Dr. Echo, what’s that grumbling sound?”

“What, what, what, what…?”

“The watt meter, you say?”

“No, Dr. Douwt. I was stammering. I believe my GI tract is complaining about today’s lunch.”

“GI tract? Is that like a Bible tract?”

“Less elementary and more alimentary.”

“Less lute and more poot, too, I detect.”

“Brilliant deduction, Watt’s son.”

“You needn’t involve my father.”

“Too late. His offspring’s so bright, we call you son.”

“And like your cravat, very punny…knot!”

While the scientists debated the effects of gamma rays on long-term space travel, our two stowaways aboard the Loch Ness capsule secretly launched by a Scottish amateur rocket club wondered how long they’d survive with the small bag of rations they brought.

After they turned on their mobile phones and called the newspaper office back home, mass media outlets shouted, “THE SCOTS HEARD ROUNDING THE WORLD!”

May old acquaintance never be forgotten to pay back their debts to you, especially in these days of old lane signs.

Every day, a genie is let out of the bottle and we can’t go back to the previous day to put it back.

God-loving, God-fearing, gods-worshipping, agnostic, or atheist, there is a special subculture just for you.

Inner space or outer space, a positive self-esteem reinforces.

States of energy resolve themselves.

That’s the news on this day of the year 2754. Now, back to your imagination currently in progress.