Mermaid or Merman for president?

Have you followed the news lately?

I’m a bit confused.

Seems like those who supported Lincoln in the 1800s want seaworthy latter-day candidates on an election ballot.

How many wives can an executive have?

Is Admiral “Lone Sitar” Rickshaw Perry a secret admirer of the YFZ Ranch?

Why is Michelle such a popular name in political news?

Time for the Committee to reveal a third-party candidate duo that’ll attract all those who don’t walk the talk of left/right turn light indicators.

How many contractors will remain in Afghanistan after the troops are safely home debriefing, detoxing and unwinding for a return to noncombat reality?

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