The Middle-Class Test

Do I know what a middle class is if class designation exists only as a concept and not as a subset with clearly defined borders?

[A thanks to Lilian, Debbie and Brenda, before I forget.]

We plant lie detection equipment in buildings with ease; in fact, as easily as teenagers who might use their home science kits and twitter/SMS to spread E. coli surreptitiously without declaring themselves an official group of any sort.

That way, just as Russian ATMs can tell if you are who you sink you are, we can ensure we know you answer surveys with as much truth as possible.

If not…

For starters, we remove those from public office who fail the middle-class test, whatever that is, because they failed to maintain the illusion of public trust.

Then we create stock market “futures” in which we eliminate those who’ve created speculative future bubbles and are no longer necessary for our future.

A corporate body is easy to eliminate – no one has ever been arrested for murdering a corporation.  Therefore, no need to worry about bloody clothes or murder weapons to destroy.

You’ll never see a show called “CSI:M&A,” huh?

Hard to imagine Sam Waterston pursuing predatory company raiders.

Meanwhile, I’ve got a future to tell you, one less ominous and more positive/promising than doomsday newspaper/magazine headlines screaming for your subscriptions lead you to believe.

Every moment has its potential – let’s put our resources into making the next moment fun, relaxing and enjoyable.

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