According to dB Meter Pro, the cicada loudness/song cycle rises and falls from 89 to 99 dBA, specifically on 19th May 2011 at 14:40, with approx. ambient temperature of 82 deg F (28 deg C), the iPad reported while being held in the driveway of my wooded lot.

Austria extended a welcome to its prodigal son, Arnold Schwarzenegger, today, sources within the government shared anonymously – descendants of former leaders of the Austro-Hungarian Empire are excited about the news.

The British and Japanese monarchies are expected to give formal recognition to Emperor Arnold I any moment now.

However, contrary to previous reports, the Danish director, Lars von Trier, a man without a film industry to support him, was not welcome to Austria but was being considered as spokesperson for the international Far-Rightists organisation represented by many French, German, Scandinavian and American fascist citizens in hiding.

In addition, the Far-Rightists announced their support of Obama’s decision to restrict Israel’s imperialist land grabs, urging Americans to proclaim the U.S. president an emperor, falling short of supporting Iran’s decision to issue Obama dual citizenship and the Iranian presidency, a step closer to creating the North American/European/Middle East Empire that will absorb Central America and battle the IndoChinese/South American Empire in the First War for Peace and Prosperity, WPPI, with the largest battles in the seas around and on the various landforms and large desert battlefields of Africa and Australia.

We cannot verify that American stealth aircraft are patrolling the skies over Chinese cities, looking for people to kidnap and places to attack while being unknowingly controlled by kids playing videogames in American, European and Japanese homes.

Is it just me or do birds seem disoriented by the cicada mating song sung in unison by multitudes?

In wargame scenario news, it is alleged that Chinese troops are training to kill American troops in videogame simulations.  Longterm strategists have plotted futures that question the economic/environmental value of such a scenario.

As usual, the super rich are getting super richer.  And that’s just in news from thousands of years ago.

Wealth is not the same as intelligence.

Hoarding is not the same as wise investment.

Preserving the past can be the same as securing the future.

Profiteering or orienteering – which would you rather teach Boy Scouts?

Tell me how we’re going to get our species and/or some form of life off this planet – everything else is a waste of my limited time and a source of satire.

Speaking of which, I better go to Walmart and buy my post-apocalypse supplies for life after the events on 21st May 2011.

Good day.