…this, like most others = “Nothing is Real” Day.

Makes everything straightforward and easier to explain to self.

And much funnier.

Turns rumourised interpretations of the news into an inside-out opposite sketch, letting people get rich or poor believing anything they want, without my unimpassioned insight.

Give professional comedians their say.

I’ll keep my jokes inside my head and smile knowingly.

I neither gain nor lose.

Labels.

States of energy.

Tag. You’re it once again.

You can’t catch something/one that doesn’t exist.

Happily waiting to die.

Amazing, what true freedom gives one.